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[教一教] 說對話真難



2015 5月 森林鳥花園 動作一模一樣的兄妹倆 

之前曾經想寫一篇名為媽媽失言錄的文 不過總之就不了了之
但生活中不只我自己 身邊的路人媽媽們更是常常說出讓
孩子很難理解的言論 讓我來小小先偷偷寫個幾則

範例1
帶著大鳥兄妹過樓下的馬路要到公園去 還沒到路口 就不停地先告誡
你們等等過馬路不要亂跑 要牽手
到公園再讓你們跑 公園才是可以跑的地方喔!!!
等到進了公園 兄妹倆一衝出去
老母的第一句話就是
不要亂跑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我會看不到你
小心跌倒!

評 嗯哼 那倒底要去哪裡跑?

範例2
在沙坑裡有個因為不知道自己的挖沙姿勢會把砂灑在其他人身上的小男孩
被媽媽制止說不可以這樣挖砂
但孩子咩越說就越弄 媽媽就說了
你不可以再把沙弄在其他人身上! 不然我就打你喔! 你聽到了嗎!

評 媽媽 我聽到了喔 你好奇怪啦

事件
在人滿為患的沙坑裡 散落著自家帶來跟老闆提供的各式挖沙工具
誰分得清啊? 這時聽到一個媽媽異常認真地對小男孩說了
你看你的車車你帶來都不玩也不愛惜 都被其他小朋友拿去玩了
你這樣我下次不要讓你帶來了喔!你都沒有愛惜他喔
小男孩眼裡滿滿的茫然

評 媽媽 你不是平常都教他要分享嗎? 把車車分享給其他孩子有什麼不好呢?



相信以後還會有很多這種絕佳範例 讓我慢慢紀錄 

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the sign

This is the talisman that I bought last year in Japan. It came from a famous temple which is shown in Geisha. the exact temple in which the heroine runs across numerous red gateway.
the talisman is meant to protect the one who wears it and to reconcile the possible danger before hand.
Usually, I am not a very superstitious person. however this kind of trivial signs always bother me a lot.
Every time something close to me is broken or lost, I could not help but wonder if there was something happened and I did not know for the moment and forever.
The sense of insecurity would annoy me for a while until the busy life schedule pushs me further.

On the other hand, I am kind of released at this moment, for I tend to assume this talisman had
solved some possible problem or danger for me.

This evening on my way to the MRT station, this Fox-shaped talisman dropped on the elevator.
Immediately I pick it up and keep it in my bag.
Then once again, I wonder what could happen and what would happen~

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Introduction: Amy Tan’s Transition from an Ethnic Writer
to a Global Writer

Why does Amy Tan want to replace her original interest with new subjects? What are the vital factors leading to her drastic exchange? How does her new work reflect the transition? These questions might puzzle a reader as s/he reads Amy Tan’s latest novel—Saving Fish from Drowning (2005). Needless to say, Amy Tan, the author of The Joy Luck Club (1989), is popular among many literature lovers all over the world. Right after the publication of her first novel, it became the bestseller of the year, lingering more than 40 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list. The Joy Luck Club was not only the candidate for National Book Award and the National Book but also received the Commonwealth Gold Award and the Bay Area Book Reviewers Award at the end of that year. Compliments and praises surged one another and the literature community has esteemed Tan as one of the most important Chinese American writers …